Maria: you won't believe this but both of the twins said DaDa to Frank this morning

Jessica:wow

Maria: I know it was funny when frank fell on butt when theysaid it

Jessica: lol

Maria: Frank was so happy that he made breakfast for the first time in awhile it was crazy so how’s Pete Jr.

Jessica: he is just perfect he can't stay away from the words thank for the mmrs

Maria; aww how cute did mom and dad have fun with him

Jessica: yea

Maria: oh he did have fun with mom and dad aww I called them and uh

Jessica: yea

Maria: and I told them about the twins and how they should meet them sometime and {a tear ran down her face

Jessica: awwwwwww don’t cry

Maria; unless I move near them they don't care about seeing my children I mean their own grandchildren they said with Frank as their Father they don't want them

jessa_3050: I know the feeling you remember when I went out with benji from good charlotte how they hated him but love Joel

Jessica: man that talk sounds like they were pretty mad

Maria: I mean Frank hasn't done anything to them Frank's Parents love the twins and little Frank but my own parents

Jessica: I know

Maria: what did I do wrong Frank is a great guy who provides for his family

Jessica: I know sis I well talk to them

{while they talked and Maria cried, Maria say her friend Alicia Simmons who is Mikey Way's Fiancée)

Maria: Oh hey Alicia

Alicia: Hey Maria and who is this oh wait is this your sister hey

Jessica: hey

Alicia: wow you guys look like twins so anyways Mikey’s babysitting the kids tonight for your and your sis

Jessica: ok

Maria: yes he is and Frank, Pete, Me, and My sister, are going to Pete's bar Angels and Kings

Alicia: awesome I can't wait to see the youngsters

JESSICA: YEP

Alicia: well I have to go see you guys tonight

Maria: bye

Maria: want to go shopping

 JESSICA: YEA AND OK

Maria: let’s go to Hot Topic and Baby r us

Jessica: OK

 (after buy a few shits and skinny jeans at hot topic they went shopping for clothes for there babies)

Maria; what do you think about theses dresses (holding up two tweetie bird dresses)

Jessica: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 (but while asking this Jessica phone rang)

 (it was Pete)

JESSICA: HELLOW [PETE] WELL THEY SAID THAT THE CD NEEDED MORE SONGS] [JESSICA] YIKES [PETE] WELL I GONA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK LATER LOVE U [JESSICA] OK LOVE YOU TO

Maria: what did he want?

JESSICA: WELL THE CD SINGING DID NOT GO THEY SAID THEY NEED MORE SOUNG ON THE CD HE SAID HE DID NOT KNOW ANYMORE SOUNGS AND PATRICK IS YELLING IN CUSEIING

Maria; oh poor Fall Out Boy

Jessica: YEAH

Maria: Hey I wonder if MCR can help them

Maria: (whips out cell phone and dials Frank) Hey Frank Fall Out Boy needs MCR's help can you guys come down too their hotel

Maria: Frank said they can

Jessica: GOOD THINKING

Jessica:OK

Maria: lets pay for these clothes and head to the hotel oh and call Pete and tell him the news

Jessica: OK{PULLS OUT HER CELL PHONE AND CALLED PETE INSTEAD OF GET HIM SHE GOT THE ANSWER THINGY SO SHE TOLD THE THINGY THAT SHE FOUND A WAY TO GET FIXED

 (they arrived at hotel and meet MCR in the lobby along with a gloomy Fall Out Boy}

Frank:((frank walked over to Maria) Hey Baby I drop the kids at my Parents home.

Frank: what seems to be the problem guys?

Jessica hears the phone rings and answer to see that it is her sister Maria

 Maria: Hey Jessa

Jessica: hey how is the baby

Maria: The babies are great they are just in the nursery asleep and Frank Jr. went to the store with Frank

Maria: so how’s Pete and Pete Jr.

Jessica: well that’s good Pete is getting ready to go to bed and I think mom and dad took Pete Jr to there house they said they want to spoil him while he was a baby

Maria: they having called me though I don't think they really like Frank

Jessica: sis don't worry about them they now nothing frank good person they can't see that and they don't like Pete they deal with him

Maria: MCR are going to go tour in Europe soon and I'm trying to figure out whether i should go with them or not. Because I don't know how I'll take care of the Twins without Frank but I have decided to let Frank jr. go spend sometime with his daddy

Maria: though I'm thinking about hiring a nanny to help me take care of them if I don't go along with MCR

Jessica; me too you know with the way things are going i have to

{While Maria is on the phone with Jessica, Frank walks in with a bags of groceries]

Maria: Oh Frank just walked in well anyways Fall Out Boy going on tour anytime soon

Jessica: yep the day after tomorrow there going to New York

Maria: really hah we should get together and I can get Mikey to baby-sit the kids

Jessica: ok what about tomorrow you know Pete has to go to some place tomorrow about a cd deal and so I well be alone with the baby

Maria: yeah I'm not busy tomorrow and i can get Frank to watch the kids then maybe later in the evening me and Frank and you and Pete can get together

Jessica: ok

Jessica: sounds great

Maria: we can do lunch and go shopping

Jessica: ok sounds great i thought about getting the baby a shirt that says fall out boy rocks my socks

Maria: Really hey I could get like a shirt for my kids that say the  #1 born fans of MCR

Jessica: yea I could do that exact have fall out boy instead of mcr

Maria: oh Frank stop {while on the phone Frank start kissing down Maria’s neck) sorry sis Franks being an ass

Jessica: lol its ok Pete is begging me to go to bed

Frank: (grabbing phone)Oh ello Jessica how are you

Jessica: ok I guess

Maria: get off my lap sorry Jessica (grabbing the phone back

Jessica: it’s ok

Maria: Franks acting like a kid well anyways

Maria: I best let you go before Pete tortures you to bed

Jessica: [lol]

Maria: bye sissy see you tomorrow

Frank making tomato soup and grilled cheese for dinner) So you and your sister are getting together

Maria: yes we are and your baby sitting during the day then Mikey babysitting at night

Joel: oh that bitch as usual trying to get attention from the media

Mikey: Gerard your funny

Joel: that is the only reason she is with me cuz i am a rockstar

Mikey: Hey Benji

Joel: today is my last day with her I leaving her for Hillary duff! Me and Hillary duff went out for about a 6 months than Nicole came and took me so I am going back to Hillary duff.

Benji: oh hey whatz up

 Frank: (covering Frank Jr. Ears with his hands) don’t say any cuss words guys I don't want Frankie to learn them

Mikey: nothing much just hanging with Frank and My big bro Gerard

Joel: sorry

Gerard: what are you talking about Frank you said the F word like yesterday?

Benji: cool me and Joel hang out a lot on account we are twins

Mikey: Nah me Gerard are so not Twins but were in the same band together

Frank Jr: Miss Jessa hey

Jessica; hey Frank Jr

Benji: me and Joel might be twins but were not alike

Frank Jr.: Hi ya I great hello little Pete

Maria: aww he's so sweet

Pete Jr: hey lil Frank i think i made a pope

Jessica: awwwww come here sweety

Frank Jr: hey Mr. Pete

Pete: oh hey Frank Jr how have you been doing

Frank Jr: me I great I got to see me Dad in Concert last night

Pete: sweet

Frank; {Frank walking over towards them] yeah he got introduced to the fans it was pretty crazy

Pete Jr: me hungry

Jessica: Pete where is his bottle

Frank Jr.: me oo Dad

Benji: i bet they liked him

 Frank: yes you can go torture Gerard, Yes they liked him are fans are just awesome

Gerard: Hey mini Frank [while picking him up} heres your cheerios

Benji: one time when Joel was standing to close to the edge of the stage this huge fat woman pulled him off stage and started French kissing him talk about ugly site

 Mikey: so Pete where’s Andy, Joe and Patrick

petewentzforever1: Mikey: one of the fans almost got to Gerard

 Joel: *embarrassed*

Gerard: Mikey watch it are i will kick your arse

Benji: had this hot babe to French kiss me talk about a wonderful evening

Frank: Hey Gerard what did you just say

Benji: *phones starts to ring*

Gerard: opps sorry

Bob: guys Frank I'm going to my hotel before my girl pulls my wanker off of me

Benji:*answers his phone* hello[other person] hey benji i got so me news[benji] what other person ] I am pregnant

Frank: Bob watch it

Benji: hey yall you remember that hot babe i was talking about and that evening she just called she is pregnant

Brendon: (appearing out of thin air) not more babies (he screams while running down the hall)

Maria: wow that was a bit random

Jessica: yea and Benji you know better!

Joel: wow

 Nurse: who was that well anyways Mrs. Wentz and Mrs. Iero may leave when you’re ready?

Joel:* calls Hillary Duff to make sure she is not pregnant than calls the bitch to see if she is pregnant*

Jessica: Pete you want to go and leave

Pete: sure honey

Maria:’ rings picks up cell phone' Hello oh hey Brendon what is it oh you

Maria: Brendon said that Ryan proposed to Keltie

Jessica and Pete: well bye yall were going to go head and go to our sweat

Gerard: yeah Frank me and the guys are going back to the hotel see you later

Frank: ready to go honey

Maria: yeah lets go to the hotel

Benji: well i got to go check on that babe by the way her name is Tiffany

Frank: mini Frank come on

 Joel: i don't want to go home to that thing!

 Maria: {in wheel chair carrying twins} well I'll call you sis at the hotel and when I get on the plane back to Jersey

Jessica: ok bye sis

Frank: Maria ready to go yeah bye Pete by Pete Jr by Joel bye Benji

Frank: and bye Jessica who is the best sister in law ever

Frank: come to think of it isn't like Pete Jr.my nephew now and Maria's nephew

Jessica: awwwwwwwwww thanks Frank if i wasn't with Pete and my sis wasn't with you i would so have you

Frank: well ok thanks by little Pete

Pete Jr: bye Unctle Frank and Aunta Mariaaa

Jesscia and Pete and Pete Jr at their house:man this was a werid day

Frank and Maria with Twins and Frank Jr. head to the airport to go home to New  Jersey with the rest of MCR

Benji heads home; Joel ends up saying with Benji insead of going home to Nicole Richie;while at Benjis,Joel calls Hillary and they get back together and decide not to tell Nicole Richie

Maria: (Running over to Frank) Frankie

Frank: so I see you had three more kids hey Pete

Jessica: ok i am back what did i miss

Frank: so your the famous Jessica, Maria talks about wow what an awesome sister

Jessica: how did frank get here hey frank?

Jessica: hey thanks frank

Brendon: wait he's being the nicest to everyone but Maria just cheated on you with three men

Frank: oh I know

Jessica: wow frank you don’t care

Frank: meh as long as she not been sleeping with everyone in MCR I'm cool

Frank Jr.: Mommy

Jessica: wow

Maria: oh my big boy is growing up

 Frank: Frankroo how’s my favorite little boy

Jessica: man this day is weird

Patrick: Its a small world

Pete: no please don't sing that song

Jessica: yea

Jessica: were is my man i just saw him but now he is gone

Brendon; hey Frank

Pete Jr.: MaMa

Pete: awww he just said his first word man that was fast

Jessica: awwwwww that’s a good boy

Frank: wow look you had two girls and a boy

Maria: sure did

Jessica: *rocks Pete jr and looks at Pete!*

Patrick: crying: I'm an awful parent

Nurse: I did a DNA test this baby is not Mr. Uries its Mr. Ieros

Maria: what about Ryan’s and Patrick’s

Jessica: wow

Jessica: who is that dude standing at the door

*Joel enters the room*

Jessica: oh my gosh its Joel Madden! Hey

Frank: well I did kind of ok sleep with oh Hey Joel

 Joel: hey everyone i stopped by to see Jessica’s baby

Nurse: oh and Ryan's baby is Frank's and Patrick give me that baby that’s not yours

Franks: wow two Beautiful girls

Joel: well bye everyone I got to get back to Nicole Richie before she kills me

Gerard, Mikey, Bob, and Ray: hey Frank, hey Joel

Joel: hey ttyl

Maria: Omg it’s the rest of MCR

Jessica: yea

Gerard: Joel your leaving to go see that whore ha oh I mean Nicole

Frank: Dude that’s a good one

Benji Madden [from good charlotte] enters the room

Maria: Patrick, Ryan, and Brendon leave theres too many people

Joel: I know she is a bitch but if i don't she well kill me i want to leave her for my girl of my dreams

Gerard: asshole

Mikey: yeah for real

Joel: ok you guys fuck nicole i am staying here

Gerard: thank you

Frank: wow MCR and Part of Good Charlotte awkard

 Benji: yea

Bob: why don't we include green day too

Ray: yeah Billie Joe

Pete: shh you guys may wake the baby

Mikey: Pete hey buddy (running over to hug him)

Benji: has anyone seen a dude that’s short and really skinny that’s our drummer and he said he would meet me here

Gerard: nope

Frank: hah we have new members for the Black Parade

Mikey: babies!!!

Frank: guys these are my girls Celina and Sophie Iero

Gerard:  Mikey calm down

Frank Jr.: Hey Joely Maddenie

Mikey: mini Frank (running over to pick up Frank Jr.)

 [Bob, Ray and Gerard sit down on bench next to Maria's bed] Frank: I now have two beautiful girls and a wonderful son

Jessica: hey benji there went that skinny dude

Frank Jr: MCR rocks and oh hey benjiy Maddenie

Benji: thanks jess and awwwww you such a cute baby

Frank Jr.: my daddy band played with you guys onece I tink

Frank: Franky come here buddy

Frank: I want you to meet your baby sisters Sophie and Celina

Frank Jr: hey guys

Maria: I love my family

Pete: Joel I didn't know you were coming

Frank Jr: Daddy whose theys

Joel: yea i found out Jessica had a baby and that almost all the bands I like were up here so I had to stop bye and say hi

 Gerard: I see

Frank: Franky that’s Joel and Benji madden

Jessica: i am glad you stopped by

Frank: Joel this is my son Frank Jr. and these beautiful girls are my brand new baby girls

Pete: Oh that was nice that you stopped by

Joel: if the babies can’t be cutest babies i ever did see

Frank: thanks

Jessica: what

Patrick: oh no I think I'm going into labor          

 Maria: Oh gee wiz

Maria; how does a man get Pregnant

Pete: I don't know

Patrick: just shut up I am in pain

 JESICA: DON'T TALK TO MY MAN LIKE THAT

Brendon: well do I care

PATRICK: I WILL IF I WANT HE IS MINE TOO

Maria: push Patrick

JESSICA: THE BABY KICKED

 Maria: yeah

Brendon: uh oh Ryan just called he's going into labor

 JESSICA TO MARIA: WAIT MIN HE CAN'T PUSH

Maria: C section

JESSICA: OH NO

Ryan: Hey guys

Maria: I thought you were having a baby

JESSICA:*SCREAMS*

Ryan: I'm not pregnant

PETE: SHUT UP JESSICA IS HAVING HER BABY

Maria: for real

JESSICA: *HE HU HE HU*

Maria: go go

 PATRICK: WERE ALL HAVING BABYS

Maria: hah not me

 Ryan: NOT ME

Maria: Hey what if I told you this is Orlando Blooms baby

 Brendon: What

Ryan: wow

JESSICA: MY SISTER IS A SLUTT OH GOSS

 Maria: Oh you should have seen the looks on you faces

Brendon: that’s not funny

JESSICA: ITS COMING

 Maria: Push

JESSICA: I AM

Patrick: oh she's so Pretty

 Pete: awww we don't care about your baby

 Patrick: Shut up

Maria: I be back

JESSICA: IS IT HERE YET?

Brendon: congrats its a baby boy

JESSICA: NAME IT PETE JR

Maria: (carrying her baby) I back

Brendon: where did you go

Jessica: yea were did you go

Patrick: aww look at little Petrick he's so cute

Pete: I think she had her baby

Brendon: Wait didn't she say she was going to have her baby

Jessica: what

Maria: Isn't she beautiful I named her Sophie Maria Urie

Jessica:awwwwwwww where is my baby

Brendon: aww look at my daughter

Pete Jr.: wha wha

Jessica: hand me my baby

Pete: aww that’s my boy here you go sweet heart

Patrick: wait a second Maria were you in labor all a long

Maria: sure I was

Jessica: he is so cute he looks just like his dad

Brendon: wait a second she doesn't even look like me see looks like Ry…

Jessica: Sis are you leaving something out

Brendon: Ryan take your baby

Jessica: sis are you doing something your weren’t supposed to be doing

Maria: well you see I kind of had fun with Ryan and wait here comes Brendon's baby

Maria: Ugh

Jessica: i am so confused

Patrick: Petrick looks like me

Maria: aww a baby girl heres your daughter Brendon

Brendon: sorry this ones now Sophie and Ryan’s daughter is Celina Amanda Ross

Ryan: Hey I can name my own daughter

Patrick: so you were Pregnant with both their babies

Ryan and Brendon: { sit down next to Maria): awwwww she's such an angel

Brendon and Ryan: Hey

Pete: wow its baby day

Jessica: yea

Maria: exactly where are we

Brendon: Hospital

Jessica: I hope the hospital

Maria: is this a dream

Ryan: I don't know

Patrick: wee

Jessica: what

Pete: Patrick stop smoking crack

Maria: Brendon

Ryan: what's wrong with her

 Jessica: Pete your son wants you

Pete: come here buddy awww

Pete Jr.: ah ah

Jessica: aww you two look so cute together

Patrick: wow come to mommy Petrick

Maria: mommy since when were you mommy

Brendon: Patrick is a girl

Jessica: Patrick is a girl i thought he was a man

Patrick: hey shut up Brendon

Jessica:i am hungry do they serve steak here

Maria; Pete get your woman a steak

Waiter: here you go mame here is your steak

Jessica: thank you

Maria: I want to go home

Sophie: wahwawhswahwah

Jessica: me too

Brendon: daddy's coming Sophie

Ryan: Celina is my little angel she so amazing

Pete Jr.: wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa

Pete: here you go Jessica he wants you

Jessica: ok hey lil one what’s wrong

Patrick; stop Petrick Mommy can't think when you keep whining

Ryan, Brendon, Pete, Maria, Jessica: your not a mommy

Jessica: Patrick your mean to your baby

Patrick: hey I'm am to a mommy Pete take your baby

Jessica: there you can't even stand to hold your own baby

Maria; (looking at Patrick) that’s not even your baby Patrick that’s ours

Everybody: what how many babies did you have

Jessica:*just lays there holding Pete jr*

Maria: I had four

Pete: four who’s the fourth

Maria: well you see I had one with Spencer Smith and one what Jon Walker but I was a surrogate mom for both

Pete: that’s five not four

Brendon: holy shit you slept with the whole band

Ryan: Brendon watch your language

 Maria: Oh I did have four ,one was Andy's

 Patrick; so I'm not a mom

Jessica: ok ok I slept with Joel Madden from Good Charlotte before I got with Pete

Pete: what you did what

Brendon: wow

Jessica: well that was over a year ago!

Maria: Ok I admit I slept with Frank Iero from MCR and the fourth child is his

Jessica: Pete and Joel are the only ones I slept with

Patrick: now she’s a MCR slut

Jessica: but I do have to say one thing Pete is better in bed than Joel was

Brendon: Did you sleep with Gerard Way while you were at it?

Pete: aww thanks baby

Jessica: you welcome

 Maria: actually I had the best time with Frank

Jessica: wow